Thursday, March 11, 2010

Pondering the trendiness of my pubic hair

While shaving my pubic hair (I reserve Brazilian waxing for special punishment occasions) I couldn’t help but wonder, is my hairstyle still relevant? I immediately started to list recent pubic hair exposures that I might have encountered. Nothing came to mind. Has it really been that long since I have seen a naked chick or even porn?

It seems like I have been shaving my entire life. I almost wish I had taken pictures over the years because it might be funny to have a hairstyle montage. That was the time I screwed up; that was Spring Break in Jamaica; definitely camping. Thank God I missed the big hair 80’s. But wait- what if like so many other women I’m stuck in a decade or even worse a certain year? Luckily, I often can bank on my loving monogamous relationship to be my get out of jail free card.  However, I can’t help to worry a little. I mean what if Jude Law shows up at my door and I still have a hairstyle from 2000?

I decided to explore some options with jelly beans...

A nod to the landing strip

My attempt at a triangle

Where the wild things are

My cat, like most males, trying to remove the hair; less is more

Hmm... I'm not sure jelly beans are going to satisfy my need to make sure my hairstyle current.  It's definitely time for a girl's night.

I can't really complain about hair removal.  Yes, it gets tedious and some days it takes up my precious time, but I love the feel of smooth skin. For my version of womanhood, it means you pay attention to your hair.  You just have to be prepared for those spontaneous steamy love sessions.

1 comment:

  1. have i told you lately that I love you!? im laughing to hard I'm crying!

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