Sparkles don't belong there

WTF vajazzle?! Ok, so I have heard a lot about this whole Jennifer Love Hewitt vajazzle thing lately; well just that it is something about adorning the vajayjay (not my word I hate it) area with some sparkly shit. Seriously? Some things are not meant to be sparkly. After once again seeing some hater vajazzling comments I decided to use my friend google to search vajazzle.

The first website is...

RATE MY VAJAZZLE

Naturally I clicked on it. Could it possibly actually contain vajayjays all vajazzled? And it does! With no “you must be an adult to enter warning”! The first picture was horrifying. Why on earth would a woman put sticky sparkly fake diamond dots on her vulva? Here I was all worried about the trendiness of pubic hair when really I should have been worried about finding the right vajazzle. Maybe I should just be worried that women are still clueless about their anatomy.

Message: The vagina (vajayjay) is not the vulva.

I feel bad for tween girls and hope that this gross misogynistic fad ends quickly and never reaches their already too vulnerable minds. I am officially a vajazzle hater.

Pondering the trendiness of my pubic hair

While shaving my pubic hair (I reserve Brazilian waxing for special punishment occasions) I couldn’t help but wonder, is my hairstyle still relevant? I immediately started to list recent pubic hair exposures that I might have encountered. Nothing came to mind. Has it really been that long since I have seen a naked chick or even porn?

It seems like I have been shaving my entire life. I almost wish I had taken pictures over the years because it might be funny to have a hairstyle montage. That was the time I screwed up; that was Spring Break in Jamaica; definitely camping. Thank God I missed the big hair 80’s. But wait- what if like so many other women I’m stuck in a decade or even worse a certain year? Luckily, I often can bank on my loving monogamous relationship to be my get out of jail free card.  However, I can’t help to worry a little. I mean what if Jude Law shows up at my door and I still have a hairstyle from 2000?

I decided to explore some options with jelly beans...

A nod to the landing strip

My attempt at a triangle

Where the wild things are

My cat, like most males, trying to remove the hair; less is more

Hmm... I'm not sure jelly beans are going to satisfy my need to make sure my hairstyle current.  It's definitely time for a girl's night.

I can't really complain about hair removal.  Yes, it gets tedious and some days it takes up my precious time, but I love the feel of smooth skin. For my version of womanhood, it means you pay attention to your hair.  You just have to be prepared for those spontaneous steamy love sessions.