Butt plugs and rabbit holes

Ever have those days where everything all around you seems so silly and you just want to fall over and roll around laughing and then purposively throw yourself down the rabbit hole because it is the only sane thing left to do? If so then this might be a sign that letting go is a good choice for you.

I might take myself and the world too seriously most of the time. Today, feeling helplessly out of control I have decided it may be better for me to be seriously (not too seriously) amused by the stupidity of all the things that normally bother me.

The highlight of the day:

BP – Butt Plug Petroleum

I read that one strategy for plugging the “leak” (what qualifies as a leak these days?) was to shoot into the pipe a bunch of junk, but after reading commentary on BP’s new designation as Butt Plug Petroleum I can’t help but really believe that butt plugs are the answer. Obviously, first the removal of butt plugs needs to occur. Clearly, the cosmic flow of goodness is not occurring in BP executives. Then a butt plug should most definitely be inserted to stop this “leak”. I like the Pepto Bismo color of these:

Now it is time to take the red pill and leap into the rabbit hole.